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Image via Wikipediaok here we go..went to my shrink today in the afternoon because she was coming in late so i get there & im sitting in the waiting room & theres an old guy their talking to everyone & slowly the waiting room emptied out & it was just me & the old man lets call him "chester" ..well chester starts talking me up & he seems a little off but harmless..so he asked where i lived & i gave a round about answer & boom he ask for a ride so that he wouldnt have to wait on the bus so im feeling charitable so i say sure..well therapy session over i walk out & theres chester ..so we walk to my car jump in & head off on this 10 minute drive but little did i know this 10min drive cut through the twilight zone..so chester is kicked back talking about how much he loves free stuff a free ride a free this & that & on & on well about 3mins in "chester" says "yeah i love getting sucked off too when thats free" & im saying to myself what just happened..he follows that up with "i know a few spots around here where you can park & nobody we ll see" ..again huh?? im thinking my car is about to turn into a gay parade float..well "chester" is really feeling good at this point as the late summer air was blowing across his bald head & he goes for the combo "i got a pretty big dick how about you" & gives me the simultaneous thigh tap..before i can react here comes the 2nd combo "yeah i can see it its pretty big huh" & he goes in for the thigh squeeze..so i say whoa chester take it easy & again he says "its big huh" i say not as big as id like & he says "it doesnt matter i like little ones too" & heres the hat trick he rubbed my balls.........let that sink in go ahead....................................i jump & my instinct is to pull over & choke him out but hes every bit of 70 & im thinking there going to scream HATE CRIME!!!! he beat up an old guy because hes gay..it was a lose lose proposition jeez o flip what do i do..by that point i was doing double the speed limit & he started to beg "lets go somewhere so i can suck you off i love to taste the juice" the JUICE ARE YOU SHITTN ME!! i knew it i knew it i knew that when i was in the store & i got 4 donuts & only paid for 2 in the self checkout on monday that something was going to happen to me i knew it!! i finally get "chester" to the store that he wanted to be dropped off at & he says "i get my check next week so if you let me borrow $20 i ll give you $40 next week when i see you" but im thinking never ever will i see you again because my appointment time goes back to the am but im saying i dont have it i have to go to the bank etc....& hes like "fine i ll ride with you" ah you mother fucker or father fucker hes killing me!! OH i said i forgot my sisters money is in my glove box so i take out MY $20 that i was going to use to get a haircut & i give it to him just so he ll leave & he smiles at me ( hey did i mention he has no front teeth ah yeah no front teeth) well he got out & i sped off..i called my friend & after she laughed at me for 5 mins she says "no front teeth isnt that what guys like" ??????? not me i wouldnt like a womans hard gums on me let alone a guy..ive heard guys say oh id love to bang a girl with no legs easy access ..bull who wants to rub against those stumps id vomit .. well there you go..& how was your thursday?
Image via Wikipediaok here we go..went to my shrink today in the afternoon because she was coming in late so i get there & im sitting in the waiting room & theres an old guy their talking to everyone & slowly the waiting room emptied out & it was just me & the old man lets call him "chester" ..well chester starts talking me up & he seems a little off but harmless..so he asked where i lived & i gave a round about answer & boom he ask for a ride so that he wouldnt have to wait on the bus so im feeling charitable so i say sure..well therapy session over i walk out & theres chester ..so we walk to my car jump in & head off on this 10 minute drive but little did i know this 10min drive cut through the twilight zone..so chester is kicked back talking about how much he loves free stuff a free ride a free this & that & on & on well about 3mins in "chester" says "yeah i love getting sucked off too when thats free" & im saying to myself what just happened..he follows that up with "i know a few spots around here where you can park & nobody we ll see" ..again huh?? im thinking my car is about to turn into a gay parade float..well "chester" is really feeling good at this point as the late summer air was blowing across his bald head & he goes for the combo "i got a pretty big dick how about you" & gives me the simultaneous thigh tap..before i can react here comes the 2nd combo "yeah i can see it its pretty big huh" & he goes in for the thigh squeeze..so i say whoa chester take it easy & again he says "its big huh" i say not as big as id like & he says "it doesnt matter i like little ones too" & heres the hat trick he rubbed my balls.........let that sink in go ahead....................................i jump & my instinct is to pull over & choke him out but hes every bit of 70 & im thinking there going to scream HATE CRIME!!!! he beat up an old guy because hes gay..it was a lose lose proposition jeez o flip what do i do..by that point i was doing double the speed limit & he started to beg "lets go somewhere so i can suck you off i love to taste the juice" the JUICE ARE YOU SHITTN ME!! i knew it i knew it i knew that when i was in the store & i got 4 donuts & only paid for 2 in the self checkout on monday that something was going to happen to me i knew it!! i finally get "chester" to the store that he wanted to be dropped off at & he says "i get my check next week so if you let me borrow $20 i ll give you $40 next week when i see you" but im thinking never ever will i see you again because my appointment time goes back to the am but im saying i dont have it i have to go to the bank etc....& hes like "fine i ll ride with you" ah you mother fucker or father fucker hes killing me!! OH i said i forgot my sisters money is in my glove box so i take out MY $20 that i was going to use to get a haircut & i give it to him just so he ll leave & he smiles at me ( hey did i mention he has no front teeth ah yeah no front teeth) well he got out & i sped off..i called my friend & after she laughed at me for 5 mins she says "no front teeth isnt that what guys like" ??????? not me i wouldnt like a womans hard gums on me let alone a guy..ive heard guys say oh id love to bang a girl with no legs easy access ..bull who wants to rub against those stumps id vomit .. well there you go..& how was your thursday?
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